Japanese schoolgirl pitcher signs pro baseball contract with Japanese regional team

Strange But True

• FloriDUH: Man assaults girlfriend with sweet potato pie

• FloriDUH: Man uses Christmas tree as a weapon

• Ohio police say college adviser ran prostitute raffle

• Red Sox fans can now show their loyalty for all eternity with team-themed casket

• FloriDUH: Police: Drunk guy wants a good deal -- on hot dogs

• Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie

• FloriDUH: Mad customer attacks fast food worker

• Police: Man swallows stolen earrings at Fla. mall

• Christmas tree used as weapon in west Florida fight

• FloriDUH: Inmates help set up Christmas trees

• Texas man says God ordered him to ram vehicle at 100 mph

• Police: Ohio State University adviser sold $10 raffle tickets for evening with prostitute

• 5 deer jump to deaths from overpass onto Ind. highway, 1 crashes through truck's windshield

• Man forced to hide OBAMA license plate from thieves

• FloriDUH: Shop owner decorates Christmas tree -- with beer bottles

• What's that smell? Oh, it's my school: Penn State gets own fragrance inspired by school colors

• TV station takes WKRP call letters of famous fictional Cincinnati show

• Falling pumpkins splat, spatter and burst as NY museum draws smashing crowd

• Really raw materials: Illinois zoo creates Christmas ornaments from reindeer droppings

• What a turkey: Thief takes cooler holding Thanksgiving dinner that mom prepared for daughter

• Already said the dog ate your homework? Get note from transit agency blaming NYC subway delay

• NJ bank standoff ends when police learn 'person' inside is full-size cardboard figure

• Homeless man memorialized by chair at NY Starbucks

• FloriDUH: Dog works as 'scarecrow' at military base to ban the birds

• FloriDUH: Getting naked at nude beaches one way to raise money for state

• Naked drunken driving suspect stunned with Taser

• FloriDUH: Man to be fined for Obama Christmas display

• FloriDUH: Pregnant woman goes to jail with a smuggled stash of drugs

• FloriDUH: Man attacks cop -- with a tree branch

• FloriDUH: Armed Santa Claus robs convenience store

• Judge OKs suit that claims Detroit city employee couldn't work because of co-worker's perfume

• Child finds $7,000 at Goodwill store Video

• FloriDUH: Shoppers start lining up at 8 a.m. today for Black Friday

• Ohio man charged with breaking into school and swiping teachers' frozen lunches

• YouTube video showing fake traffic stops leads to arrests of Wis. men

• FloriDUH: Angry Wendy's customer punches out drive-thru window

• FloriDUH: DUI suspect strips naked when asked to remove shoes

• Ohio police dog bites man, helps officials catch man wanted on dogfighting charges

• Man gives diamond to volunteer ringing bell at a Salvation Army kettle

• Man accused of stealing 3-year-old's identity to sign up for telephone, natural gas service

• Man accused of drunk driving and leading N.M. police on chase ends up running over himself

• Nebraska's 'Butt Bandit' suspect faces charges of public indecency, disturbing the peace

• Sellers of 'Whizzinator,' prosthetic used to cheat on drug tests, plead guilty to conspiracy

• Oregon man recovering after being shot in legs, buttocks by his dog in bizarre boat accident

• FloriDUH: Man wraps up in Confederate flag after neighbor dispute

• FloriDUH: Bah-humbug! Santa Claus gets in trouble with zoning officials

• Police: North Carolina carjacking suspect clubbed with frozen turkey in grocery store lot

• Thief who stole New Zealand billboards is star of oversized advertising campaign

• Toyko sells bras -- for men

• Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' computers

• FloriDUH: Pregnant woman goes to jail with her stash of smuggled drugs

• Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald's get online

• FloriDUH: Pensacola woman trapped in bathtub for three days

• FloriDUH: Nordstrom yanks controversial T-shirt of a skeleton holding baby Jesus

• FloriDUH: Trucker hauls butterfly to Florida after its wing is fixed

• Man hopes jet pack takes him across US gorge

• FloriDUH: Woman charged in DUI was driving without pants because "I was hot"

• FloriDUH: 25-pound rabbits want to hop into your home

• Student arrested for 'passing gas' at Stuart school

• FloriDUH: Tampa hot spot for swingers website

• Dog drives van into store